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Recent Columns

An earthquake risk? WTF?
The beautiful queen continues her quest to have baldy-man's iconic airfield tower demolished, time for an update...

The next big bust
No, not that kind of bust... the kind of bust that we saw with the dot-com and crypto markets...

Zero to a gigabit in 50 years
Time for another trip down memory lane...

Planning the next 10 years of life
Right now I'm planning my future...

Time to switch off?
I'm generally a pretty up-beat guy...

How long was your day?
How long is a day? ...

Paranoia, the new pandemic
We've got Covid 19, Monkeypox, all sorts of flu and I believe that HIV is still making the rounds...

The tale continues
Yesterday the baldy-man went to another convening of the beautiful queen's court...

The queen and baldy-man face-off?
There is a meeting of the South Waikato District Council this morning, I think I'll go along...

A pot pouri
I'm really pushed for time today for a number of reasons so excuse the disjointed and eclectic nature of today's column...

This is going to be good (part 2)
Baldy-man versus the queen.. the story continues...