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Time for Aardvark's weekly walk on the web's wild side with links to some of
the wierdest, wackiest and worst sites on the Net.
the contents of Aardvark's "million-dollar ideas" notebook
are revealed for all to see!
For Sale By Mental Patient
"Crazy" is not a strong enough word to describe this site. It just goes
to show that you can (try to) sell anything on the Net.
Create Your Own Net Hoax
Lost for ideas -- try this page and create your very own myth that might
just become an urban legend.
Harvey The Mouse Must Die
Not for the squeamish -- one man's battle with small rodents who invaded his
home. I can understand the need to eradicate -- but the need to put up a
webpage about it??
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Internet Silliness Lives On
There was a time, not so long ago, when people would invest money and time
into just about anything that was Net-related. Then came the dot-com
crash of 2000 and we were told that such frivolity was over.
Well guess what -- if the site I came across today is any example
then silliness is alive and well on the local Net scene.
This morning, as I was rounding up the day's headlines and links, I
happened to spy an advertisement on TV1 for
Now, you'd expect that if someone was spending good hard cash on promoting
a website then that site ought to be something special -- or at least based
on a good sound business model that would ultimately produce a return
on that advertising investment.
Oh dear... what a disappointment :-(
At a technical and implementation level the site is sadly lacking.
Its one of those "look how clever our web designers are" sites that I'd hoped
had died years ago.
Running it through websitegarage.com
we see that, thanks to a gratuitous abuse of mouse-overs and layered images,
there are a colossal 400KBytes of graphics that need to be loaded before the
page will display "correctly".
I use the word "correctly" in quotes because none of my browsers
would actually render the site's front page properly -- even if you waited the
two minutes or more that this takes on a dial-up connection.
WebsiteGarage also rated browser compatibility and HTML design as "poor".
Netscape 4.x couldn't render the page properly at all (screenshot),
stringing all the various page elements out into a very long vertical list that
made no sense and looked absolutely awful.
Even Internet Explorer couldn't cope with the mess -- incorrectly overlaying
graphics and placing text links over the top of a mapped graphic so that some
of the mapped areas were unreachable
The simpler pages, the type that your average 12-year-old could
code accurately in their sleep, were little better
However, despite the myriad of bad choices and design errors that encumber
this site, the real long-term problem might be the business model on which
it is based.
Do the people behind this site even have the most basic understanding of
what marketing and the Internet is all about?
Take this page
for example. (screenshot).
As the main sales-pitch component of the website, I would have expected something
far more impressive than a logo that isn't centered and masses of text that
is (thus producing bullet points that don't line up and resulting in a very,
very amateurish presentation.
When a marketing company sets out to solicit somewhere between $2,000 and $6,000
worth of business from each customer, it makes a lot of sense to do so using
something that is just a little more impressive than the brochure page on this
In fact, this site is a crazy paradox. On the front page we have a site that
tries to be far to slick and smart for its own good -- and on the all-important
self-marketing page it looks like something a rank beginner with no design,
layout or coding skills would knock up using Microsoft Word and an HTML converter.
This site is, if nothing else, an example of how bad habbits die hard, and
an indicator that the days when people threw money at crazy internet-related
schemes without even considering the basics are not yet dead.
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