Time for your weekly dose of Net-related humour, most of which has been kindly
suggested by Aardvark readers.
4 Christian Bowhunters Of America
I kid you not... this is a bona fide website for all those God-fearing bowhunters
that proliferate throughout the USA.
The site itself is decidedly lacking in humour -- but it just goes to show
that if you look long and hard enough, you can find just about anything on
the Internet.
4 Funny Hardware
Here's a collection of amusing pictures related to computers -- with more than
a few barbs pointed at Microsoft. I just love that Microsoft keyboard!
4 Strawberry Pop-Tart Blow-Torches
This is one of my long-term favourites and I'm sure some of you will have seen
it before. An excellent application of good science to a farcical topic.
4 Aardvark's BBQ
Maybe you had to be there to think this is funny -- but a look at the bottom
of this page (one of Aardvark's own) shows what happens when your brain is not
properly connected to your hands when testing a jet engine.
What's going on here?
The IDG website is reporting this morning that the government's new
4 e-Commerce Summit website is
now online and taking registrations.
However, clicking the link in
4 IDG story
produces an error, and going directly to the URL quoted produces a screen that
simply says "Site coming soon..."
Of course this may all be fixed by the time you read this -- but I was hoping
to take a look and give readers a report on what's being offered here. Too
bad, never mind.
Let's just hope this isn't a portent of the approach to e-Government by our
overlords (The ghost of INCIS lives?).
Note: after the above was published, IDG changed their story. To see what
the original story looked like,
click here.
Another month passes...
Of course no first edition of the month would be complete without the now
all too regular complaint from me that "yet another month has slipped by
and New Zealand is still no closer to developing a serious knowledge-based
economy."
The dollar continues to fall, overseas investors are taking a wide berth,
NZ's trade deficit is the worst in the OECD -- bar none, and our government
(misnomer!) continues to focus on improving the plight of Kiwi workers by
coming up with short-term palliatives by way of labour reforms and re-nationalisation
of key services.
As has been pointed out by numerous overseas analysts -- the key to improved
economic performance lies in boosting productivity levels. I've seen absolutely
nothing -- nothing -- nothing at all in any of the government's policies that
address the issue of increasing NZ's productivity. Adding extra artificially
created jobs does nothing for productivity, implementing the ERB will do nothing
(positive) for productivity -- our politicians are solving the wrong problems!
We need to work smarter -- and that's going to demand that we embrace and
develop the new economy -- FULL STOP.
If the current government are having trouble figuring this out, or how to
go about doing it then let me make them this offer. I will gladly contribute
what ever I can by way of my own skills, experience and insight. I'm not
asking (and don't want) to be paid -- I'm simply a citizen who
is concerned (and worried) enough about the misguided path which this country
appears to be taking that I'm prepared to contribute what ever time I can to
helping put the wheels back on our trolley.
While there may be many others in the ranks of those who consult to government
who have a long list of qualifications and academic references -- the value
I think I can contribute is that I represent the type of entrepreneur
that we should be encouraging. The kind of person who is prepared to put in
what ever effort it takes to turn a small investment into an export-earning
company that shows high net returns -- the kind of returns that can turn our
budget deficit around and boost the wealth of the country and its people.
These people don't need a fist-full of public money, all they need are is
for government to clear out some of the bureaucratic obstacles currently
blocking their way.
N'uff said -- until next month when I'll likely have to say it all over again.
As always, your feedback is welcomed.