Time to take a quick break from the stresses, strains and worries of
the world and view the wonders of Aardvark's "Lighten Up" section
the contents of Aardvark's "million-dollar ideas" notebook
are revealed for all to see!
Microsoft Will Change Your Hair Colour
Yes, here's a genuine Microsoft support bulletin that tells you what to do
when Windows 2000 sends your hair gray. We knew it was bad -- but not that
The Pudding Guy
Is this true or just another one of the many urban myths that thrive on the Net?
An aggregation of quirky and oddball legal actions which go to prove that the USA
has far too many lawyers for its own good.
NZ Govt To Sleep With Microsoft?
After I brought attention to the pretty clear indications that
Microsoft would be playing a significant role in the new eGovernment
system, Trevor Mallard issued
that this was the case.
published by the NZ Herald today, it is claimed that
"Britain and Singapore have caught Mr Mallard's attention... Microsoft is
playing a big role in Britain's e-government plans, which are being watched
closely in Wellington."
Now I'm prepared to give Wellington the benefit of the doubt --
but I keep thinking of that old punchline "Their lips move".
NZ's Worst Website
No, this time I'm not going to make the suggestion -- I want Aardvark's
readers to nominate candidates for the worst website in New Zealand.
Send me the URL and the reasons why you think
the site qualifies.
I'll publish those which I think most deserving of nomination and then
we'll have a little vote next week before pouring what will no doubt
be well-deserved scorn on it.
It's over to you folks -- start hunting!
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