My goodness -- I bet there are at least a few people who are regretting the
day legal action for defamation was ever taken against Alan Brown.
the contents of Aardvark's "million-dollar ideas" notebook
are revealed for all to see!
It would appear, according to reports published today, that there will be
a run on paper-towels as copious amounts of egg are cleaned up.
"Internet Expert" and chair of ISOCNZ Peter Dengate-Thrush
was obviously confused about the answer to an extremely simple question: just when was he
was elected to the chair of the society? Of course this then begs the question
how many of the other pieces information presented in this issue also subject to
Dear John - continued
Alas... it looks as if my millions have faded away to nothing -- my good
friend John Ogbu has vanished into thin air.
He didn't fax me and he hasn't returned my emails :-(
Maybe he was smart enough to search for my name on the Internet and read
the relevant issues of last week's Aardvark?
Oh well, I guess I'll just have to go back to working for a living like
An Announcement Pending
I'm sorry but today's column is a bit short because I'm just getting together
the details of an exciting announcement that will be made later this week.
No, it's not Internet-related (well only slightly) but it is a bit of good
news for all concerned.
Stay tuned -- you'll see it here first.
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