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Lighten Up 28 September 2001 Edition
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Million $ Ideas
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Walks Like A Duck?
Over the past week or so, a couple of people have asked me about an Internet business seminar to be held in Auckland shortly and being advertised on Radio.

Yesterday I heard the advertisement for myself and I have to say that it has started ringing some alarm bells.

According to the ad, you can attend this seminar and get the information you need to start your own Internet business that will earn you money, even while you sleep!

Wow.. sounds almost too good to be true right?

But wait, there's more...

If you ring within 30 minutes of the ad, you'll get to reserve your seat at the seminar AND they'll also tell you how to get several hundred dollars in free advertising for your new business

Wow.. sounds even better, right?

But wait.... This online business opportunity is so good that you won't even need a computer to take advantage of it!

Hey, what's that funny smell?

So what is this irresistible opportunity?

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    Well, details are still thin on the ground and repeated calls to their booking number (0800 449 532) have produced either a dead line or a message saying that I'm out of luck because there's nobody available to take my call.

    However, there might be a clue in the name of the organisation behind this seminar: Generation Marketing.

    Could this opportunity be a "multi-generation-marketing" scheme I wonder?

    I also found it interesting that whoever voiced the message on their "tough luck" answerphone message has a decidedly Australian accent. Anyone remember the last great Internet opportunity to come out of Australia with a local 0800 number?

    At this stage I can't say that this offer is anything other than bona-fide, but remember: there are no shortcuts to getting rich quick on the Internet -- unless you want to be highly unethical or even cross the line into such things as pyramid schemes.

    Why not just get a haircut and get a real job? :-)

    TVNZ Responds
    Yesterday I gave TVNZ a bit of a bashing over the technology section of their website, and a few readers backed up my observations.

    Well I'm pleased to say that NZoom's lead developer was pretty quick to respond and the comments are being forwarded to "the relevant people."

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